One day you tell yourself, Self, I feel like creating a huge ego-stroking website all about ME. So you get all kinds of jazzed, you gather all the nifty, catchy, little tunes you've always liked, you scan craploads of lame doodles and pronounce it "art," and when you stop to catch your breath after days of heated writing and testing of said ego-stroking website, you tell yourself you deserve a quick break.

And then you realize that 2 or 3 entire (and certainly not dull) years have passed, and you haven't added or edited anything since.

So here I am, and here you are, and... and... what was I saying?

Forget it. Because I don't have my own camera or scanner, I'm still stuck mirroring other fine peoples' photography handiwork. So... below are a few pictures I stole of myself from AllTheCloseFamily.com, a photo archive of the Austin performing cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queerios. Because I'm so very, very lazy, you fine people are going to have to settle with links on this page instead of thumbnails. Ain't life a bitch?